What’s New – Week of March 30, 2009

Guess who?!  Anyone?  Anyone?  You bastards!

It’s Dee, and I’m headed your way from a magical metal paradise, where hair bands run free, the rivers are made of Aqua Net and makeup grows on Max Factor trees!  What is this hairy heaven I speak of?  It’s the freakin’ House of Hair, of course!  I’ll be tearing it up with Kix, Iron Maiden, my band Twisted Sister, Lita Ford and a zillion requests from you crazed metalheads.  I’m also gonna fill you in on how you can score a free trip to Rocklahoma – you know you want it!  It’s the House of Hair, ‘bangers!  Prepare yourselves!